Hiking up the mountain - Episode 01
On a November day, the clouds were drifting across the sky. The landscape seemed to be completely devoid of life.
A: “I sweat a lot when I exercises."
Newbie Hiker(F): "So do I. Sweat a lot."
Guide: "We'll let you sweat a while longer."
The guide made them all sweat through 15 minutes of intense hiking up the mountain. All the hikers were perspiring profusely as cheese sweats during ripening.
Newbie Hiker(F): "You really sweat as a pitcher of ice water sweats on a hot day."
A: "Yeah. I came here to sweat off a few more pounds."
Newbie Hiker(F): "True. Sometimes I go hiking to sweat out my cold in the mountain. Much better at the gym. That's why I started hiking."
An aerial view of the countryside showed wide swathes of green.
Guide said to someone: "It's important to stretch before you exercise."
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A: "Do you dislike the cold weather?"
Newbie Hiker(F): “Sure. Very much.”
A: "The winds approached gale force overnight. The winds are calming now."
Newbie HIker(F): "Gale-force winds? I think, even now, the wind's blowing hard. Don't you think so? I won't feel easy until I am sure that the winds have completely calmed. I wish we have arrived at any shelter safely. You know what? There's little water left in the bottle."
They decided to take a 10-minute rest.
A: "Can you boil a kettle of water for tea?"
Newbie Hiker: "The kettle of water is boiling."
A: "Let the water boil. But keep the temperature low enough so the mixture will not boil. Cook the mixture until the liquid has boiled away."
Newbie Hiker: "French fries are well cooked in boiling oil."
A: "Good."
C: "The sweater shrank when it was washed."
D: "I think so. Hot water might have done so."
A: “Can I have some soup?”
Newbie Hiker: “I'm afraid there's none left.”
C: "There is no more soup."
D: "No soup remains."
A: "Hey you guys all. You need to wipe noses."
Newbie Hiker: "I had a stuffy nose. But it's O.K. now."
Guide: "Hikers need to take sensible precautions to prevent hunger or injury. I saw you using your umbrella like a hiking pole. Careless use of the umbrella as a hiking pole can cause serious bodily injury."
Newbie Hiker: "Thanks. I didn't guess it."
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▪ It's no joke to be lost in the woods.
“I meant it as a joke, but you took me seriously."
"Was that your idea of a joke?"
"Yep. I tried to play a harmless joke on you."
"Sorry. I can't take your joke."
"I'm always telling jokes. You know already."
"I don't understand your joke."
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